Thursday, December 30, 2010

Happy New Year from One Tired PodPeep -- c.anne.gardner

Any resolutions folks? I have a few, though I don't really believe in making resolutions on The New Year. Too much pressure to perform, and for me, making resolutions is all part of the process of living. We are continuously running up and down the twelve steps in an attempt to become better more enlightened and happy people. Resolutions are all part of the deal, and so here are some of mine:

1. Quit smoking. I don't smoke that much: 1/2 a pack a week, and I only smoke on the weekends, but I really need to put an end to it once and for all. This goes along with keeping my weight stable, eating healthy, and continuing my daily running regime. Problem is: I like to smoke. Especially on Sunday’s when I am in full blown writing mode.

2. Blog at the Podpeople for another year. Let's face it: I am getting tired: reviewing is exhausting work, and it gets frustrating hearing yourself talk all the time, not to mention that some of the submissions we receive are astoundingly bad. Admittedly, I have begun screening my review books with a more stringent eye, and I am taking a lot longer to read and review the ones I do accept. This has helped a lot, as I have read some really excellent stuff this year by some very talented writers, but sometimes I flounder for things to say on a regular basis, article wise, that I haven't ranted on a millions times already. I love giving to the Indie community, and have met a ton of wonderful people over the years, but sometimes the me-centric attitude from Indie writers can get to be a bit much. We had to retract a review for the first time this year because the author "didn't like it" according to her publicist. Even though it wasn't one of my reviews, that sort of thing doesn't sit well with me. The reviewer took the time to read the book and labour over a very lengthy review only to have the author act like an ass-hat. I could make a million really nasty and snarky comments about the situation, but it is the New Year, so I'll just say that if the Indie community wants people to review their books then they need to get a bit more Zen about the whole process. The number one reason bloggers state for lack of interest in reviewing self-published books is that the authors are immature jerk-offs, and that is second only to the crap quality of the books received. The universe doesn't revolve around your book, or my book, or anyone else’s book, for that matter, and while snarky reviews aren't my cuppa, and some get way out of hand, glowing gold star please-refrain-from-eating-the-paste reviews don't do anyone any good at all, either. I mean let's be completely candid here, this is a second job for me, one I don't get paid for. I am honest as are Chris and Emily, so if you are just looking for a glowing review, you might want to go pay for one because it's no guarantee at the Podpeople. That's the price of honesty, and some people must like it because our review queue is backed up out the door. Note: this is my last Rant of the year, and as a second note, we will not be retracting reviews in the future, so if you can't take critical commentary, please do not submit your book to us for review.

3. Finish my current manuscript and get it out in print. I am looking at Halloween 2011, but my resolution for 2009 was not to rush anything creative anymore. That is an active resolution because I am such a Type A nut bag that sometimes I feel the need to masturbate with timetables and lists instead of just rocking back and forth, drooling in the corner, while letting creativity get the better of me. I am a work in progress that way. I always feel the urgent need to set deadlines I know I can't make. This is why I am not and will never be a career writer. My muse doesn't work well with deadlines.

4. I have begun sculpting again, and I want to devote more time to that. I love writing, mind you, but there is something about using your hands and your creative mind in unison that is more fulfilling for me. Don't know why, it just is, and I have neglected the sculptor and the painter in me for far too long. I am one of those artists who can't focus on one process for too long, otherwise I stagnate and my muse shuts down on me. Sure, each story is new with new challenges, but the process of writing is the same, and if I don't take periodic breaks from it, it becomes an exercise in tedium instead of a passion. Oh and that would be the second reason why I will never be a career writer: My muse is fickle. The little bird is just one of many sculpting projects I have been working on over the past weeks. Cement is not the easiest medium to work with, but I am liking the results very much.

5. Make a conscious effort to "unplug" more often. I think the interwebz is the best and the worst thing to happen to humankind in a long time. Best because it eliminates the distance and worst because its a distraction that has made us lazy and illiterate. I unplug on the weekends now anyway, but in the New Year and moving forward, I plan to extend my time away from the matrix and all its white noise.

So, what about you? I did have a resolution to get readers to comment more, but that is completely out of my control and I don't think posting naked will have any effect besides grossing people out. I enjoy comments, but I rarely comment on blog posts myself. I'm just shy that way for the most part, and I don't like getting into the fray much. I am not really good with the lynch mob mentality or the shout it at the top of your lungs opinion sharing thingy. Others mileage will vary, but I do like replying to comments when I have the time, so I hope to see more interaction here. If there is a topic you want to discuss, feel free to send it along. We are always open to guest posts about the art of writing or the publishing industry. We love opinion pieces. Lord knows we are vocal enough on our own. We will be continuing the weekly Indie Page 99 column as well as the My Story Interview column and my Thoughts on The Craft, providing I continue to have any.

So Happy New Year Everyone. We, The Podpeople: Chris, Emily, and I wish you much happy reading and writing in the new year.

Cheryl Anne Gardner


The Art this week is: Midsummer's Dream by David Robert Hughs. I like it as my version of watching fireworks.

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Page 99 -- The Discovery of Socket Greeny by Tony Bertauski

Page 99 from The Discovery of Socket Greeny
by Tony Bertauski
A YA, Sci-Fi Novel
Reprinted with Permission: Copyright © 2010 by Tony Bertauski All rights reserved, including the right of reproduction in whole or in part in any form.

Book Description: The Discovery of Socket Greeny is the first book in a young-adult scifi trilogy that explores love, angst and Zen-like acceptance of true nature in kick ass fashion. Reluctant readers, especially boys, will find this story compelling, enlightening, entertaining, and, yes, even emotional.

Work has always come first for 16-year old Socket Greeny's mother, especially since his father died. But when she shows him the inner workings of the Paladin Agency, he discovers why it's so important. It's an underground world of technological wonder including bat-like grimmets, spherical servy-mechs and humanoid butlers with brightly lit faceplates. They traverse the planet through wormholes to keep the world safe, but from what, they won't say. Although his mother is not actually a Paladin, and neither was his father, both have worked for them for most their lives. Socket, however, is different than his parents. He somehow is a Paladin and soon finds himself in the center of controversy and betrayal when he's anointed the agency's prodigy. He didn't ask for the "blessing" of psychic powers and the ability to timeslice and he doesn't want to be responsible for the world. He just wants to go home and back to school and be normal again. But, sometimes, life doesn't give us that privilege, his mother tells him. And when the world is soon threatened and the Paladins are forced into the public eye, Socket discovers what his mother means. If he doesn't embrace his true nature, life as we know it will change forever.
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“There is not much to know.” Spindle’s faceplate was blue. “Pivot has always been withdrawn, but he responded to your father. The Paladin Nation encouraged their relationship in hopes Pivot would fully develop.”

“Develop? What’s that mean?”

“Pivot emits an extraordinary level of psychic energy. He is a minder of another breed. His energy has a profound impact on other Paladins. His presence increases other Paladins’ powers.”

“So they’re using him. They’re leeching off him, is that it? They’re taking from him, does he know that?
Spindle’s faceplate turned many colors. “Pivot provides the Paladin Nation with precognition.”

“He can see the future?”

“It is not so much the future, but a deduction of events to come.”

“Deduction of events…” I shook my head. “That’s the future, Spindle. He’s helping them see the future.”

“The odds of future events,” Spindle said, proudly.

No wonder they built him a jungle. He gave them the ability to see what would happen. There was no limit to that. They were rich: building a jungle for the future was a wise investment no matter how many trillions of dollars it took.

“So that’s why they keep him,” I said. “They’re using him to watch the future.”

“They are not using him like a tool, if that is what you mean. Pivot is a remarkable and highly valued cadet…”

He blabbered the company line, again. Instead of remarkable and highly valued he should’ve just said Pivot was a great commodity. Getting a real answer from Spindle was impossible. He was programmed, after all. He said what the programmers wanted him to say. He couldn’t say what they forbid him to say. He had to follow the script. Every meaningful question just led to another standard answer, never a real one in sight.

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Tony Bertauski lives in Charleston, SC with his wife, Heather, and two kids, Ben and Maddi. He's a college teacher and a columnist for the Post and Courier. He's published two textbooks that can be found at most book retailers. He was also a 2008 winner of the South Carolina Fiction Contest for his short story entitled, 4-Letter Words. Check out http://bertauski.com for more.

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Monday, December 27, 2010

Review: Rabbit: Chasing Beth Rider

Title: Rabbit: Chasing Beth Rider
Author: Ellen C. Maze
Genre: Judeo/Christian Vampire
Publisher: Outskirts Press
Price: $17.95
Pages: 354
ISBN: 978-1432751012
Point of Sale: Amazon
Reviewed By: Cheryl Anne Gardner

What if your bestselling novel attracts the wrong kind of attention?


In the prologue we are introduced to Shaffer [the rabbit] and a monster called a Rakum in what can only be described as an all out torture scene. Note: this book does not contain scenes of graphic horror, or graphic anything for that matter. Anyway, back to the story: Shaffer, the rabbit, cannot die at the hands of his tormentors; actually, he can't die, period. He has been marked a rabbit and his hell is eternal. This is actually the basic premise for the novel. Rabbits are traitors to the Rakum race, just as the original Rabbit "The Lost Rabbit" was a traitor to God. I'll give you some background here from the book, which will not spoil the story. In the beginning, four princes fell to the earth: Zalhdone, prince of pride and arrogance; Rah-Keel, prince of false witness and gossip; Zara, prince of sickness, affliction, and trouble; and Ta'avah, prince of covetousness, lust, and murder. But only Ta'avah fashioned an entire race with his evil intentions: The Rakum, the vampires of this Judeo-Christian vampire tale. In the Christian world, it would be as if the Devil decided he would not be satisfied living in the basement instead opting to populating the world with his own progeny. Vampires and religion are so closely connected in their superstitions that the basis for this story is quite believable, and so the mythos is plausible on a more mundane level. The background has already been written here in scripture, so the reader, if inclined, can make the leap of faith needed to believe in Beth Rider.

Our Beth Rider is a writer of vampire stories. Stories in which demons can be called back to God. Stories of redemption, specifically a story about Priest turned vampire by the Devil himself. Well, Miss Beth is at a book signing when a tattooed biker looking gentlemen [Jack Dawn] accosts her and tells her to watch her back. Turns out, he isn't too fond of the message her books are sending to others of his kind -- a message of hope in that a life of drinking human blood and living in the shadows is not the only option. An epidemic has arisen amongst his kind, and Rakum are falling for all the Bible-beating God nonsense and want to convert to the human race. This is unacceptable, and so Jack Dawn attacks Beth in her hotel room and marks her as a rabbit. Pretty much he has put the stink on her, and every Rakum within a bazillion mile radius is going to want to have their way with her for an eternity.

There are a lot of characters -- human and Rakum -- introduced to us over the course of the story and most are struggling with a crisis of faith in one way or another. Through these relationships we get to experience the Rakum from a variety of different viewpoints. Some Rakum and their human "donors" practice a very affectionate almost loving form of symbiosis, and others run the gamut between predator and prey and basically referring to humans as cows. We have the well-established Patriarchal society: all Rakum are men bred from mortal women who they use and abuse for no other reason than to increase their numbers. Too emotional and hysterical, women serve no purpose aside from the illustrious honour of becoming breeding bitches in a puppy mill, which is contradictory because all the male donors in the story are depraved and weak emotional basket cases. Yes, there are quite a few "ideas" in this story that might offend or disturb a reader or two. Drinking human blood is the least of it. Some readers might also find the homoerotic undertones a bit much to take, so be warned. Rakum men prefer their donors be men as well, and the relationships cross over into the obsessive. One might even make the connection that such relationships are evil by association, so again, depending on your particular religious inclination, you may find some of the subject matter offensive.

As for the plotting of the story, Beth now finds herself on the run without actually knowing it until she stumbles into Michael Stone at the airport. Michael doesn't understand how his master Jack Dawn could have marked this women. She is so innocent. He is just not getting a traitor vibe from her, so he decides to protect her until he can figure out what's going on. Beth comes to the immediate conclusion that Stone is the Archangel Michael sent by God to watch over her, so everything is meant to be and it will all turn out fine in the end because God plans everything. And speaking of that, Beth takes a bit of getting used to. Her faith is steadfast, and she adjusts to every iota of weirdness in her "new" world without flinching even once. Happy Go Lucky Fuzzy Bunny to the nth degree is how one can describe Rider. Some readers might have trouble with someone who behaves so lackadaisical in the face of bizarre supernatural events without a modicum of anger or a conflicted thought.

As the story progresses, other Rakum start making their pilgrimage to find Beth Rider ... a pilgrimage that will lead all the way to Area 51 and the Rakum secret underground compound there where an Assembly has been called to order to decide the demise of Miss Beth. Unbeknownst to them, Judgement Day for the Rakum is at hand, for you see, the Rakum have been deceived. They don't know where they come from. They don't know there is another choice, and they don't know salvation can be had for a pittance.

The rest of the book is basically everyone running from everyone else with oodles of close calls and torturous situations, while of course, Beth spends her time praying -- a lot -- and it must have worked to some degree because Michael falls in love with her, well, as much as he can: Stone isn't just his last name. However, he has other things to worry about. Michael Stone has a family secret to expose, and our poor Beth Rider, our little Alice dragged to Wonderland, must find her own sword and slay the Jabberwocky. Of course the deus ex machina comes in the form of an Angel at Rider’s back who thwarts any and all Rakum who stand in her way.

As you can see, the spiritual overtones in the book are a huge part of the story, so if you have a problem with God being mentioned frequently in your vampire stories, then you probably won't like this book. It's about evil incarnate turning towards the light; I mean, after all, if Vampires do indeed exist, then it stands to reason that God created them in the first place. Anytime you have a religious bent to a vampire story, it's wise to make sure the mythology coincides with various religious texts and interpretations of said texts. This book does a stellar job of it. If I go any further it will ruin the story, which is a very interesting take on the Nephilim or The Sons of God, which in some texts are considered to be fallen angels. Or in this case, they might even be likened to the Four Horsemen in a manner of speaking.

I also loved the cover, and the book's interior is formatted nicely. I did notice some minor editorial issues, nothing a proof-reader couldn't straighten out, but what struck me most about the story was that I really didn't feel anything for the two main characters. Stone and Beth Rider hit the page rather thinly. We don't know a lot about them and really get no emotional engagement from either of them at all even in the most climactic of scenes. Both of them are more or less divine vehicles: messengers if you will. Their purpose is to reveal secrets, nothing more. Now that doesn't mean that the story was emotionally flat. We just find it in the most unlikely of places: Jesse Cherie and Jack Dawn. The scene in which Dawn's brutally abusive childhood at the hands of Father Umberto is exposed made me wince. There isn’t a lot of brooding in this book, so if you are looking for Anne Rice vampire angst against a sweeping historical/religious background, you might be disappointed. This isn’t a horror story either: it’s a story with a very particular spiritual message, and my cautionary notations are really only for those readers who may be overly sensitive to the subject matter.

In the end, everything works out just as God intended. How could it not? And just like in any decent religious allegory, the battle must go on: the staff of Ta'avah is lost, and some Rakum choose to remain in the darkness, which means of course, there are more books to the series. Seems appropriate, since there were just too many characters, in my opinion, to flesh out in a book this size. I really wanted to get just a little more intimate with some of them. Hopefully, we will be offered that opportunity in subsequent books: There can be no Light without Darkness.

7.5/10

This book was reviewed from a PDF copy provided by the author.

Thursday, December 23, 2010

A Time of Rest -- c.anne.gardner

Those who know me well know that the week of the winter solstice is the only week out of the year where I truly, physically and spiritually, force myself to rest. Actually, I don't really need much forcing. After all, this is the week where darkness turns to light in many ways and taking a moment to reflect silently while the darkness makes to descend upon us so deeply seems appropriate and necessary. It's a time to rejuvenate my creative energies for the year to come, so I want to snuggle in, warm my body, and feed my soul. A lovely fire to do that by helps enormously.

So here's to a week of thoughtlessness. No thoughts on the craft, or the publishing industry, or eBooks, or sales stats, or reviews ... or anything else related to writing for that matter. I can't resolve a new direction for 2011 if I don't take a moment to look back over my shoulder at where I have been, so for me, this is a time of repose. I hope that I will see you all in the New Year. Merry Christmas, Happy Solstice, and much love and light.

Cheryl Anne Gardner

The art this week is: Heart of Snow by David Robert Hughs

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Page 99 -- The Kinshield Legacy by K.C. May

Page 99 from The Kinshield Legacy
By K.C. May
A Fantasy Novel
Reprinted with Permission: Copyright 2010 by K.C. May. All rights reserved.

Book Description: A mysterious stone tablet with five magical gems has sat abandoned in a cave for two hundred years. The kingdom is in ruins, with only warrant knights to keep the peace. But then, the gems in the tablet, one by one, disappear. Warrant knight Gavin Kinshield is a man of many secrets. He's the one deciphering the runes in the tablet. Unless he can find a suitable replacement, he'll be Thendylath's next king. All he really wants is the letter written by his ancestor Ronor Kinshield, champion to King Arek, confessing the truth of how the king perished. Daia Saberheart, warrior of the Viragon Sisterhood, wants to find the future king and help him claim his rightful place. Blacksmith Risan Stronghammer wants to reward him with a powerful weapon. And the sorcerer Brodas Ravenkind wants to capture him, steal his secret and claim the throne for himself. But when Gavin finally tracks down Ronor's letter, he gets more than he's bargained for, for the truth of King Arek's demise is far darker than he ever imagined.
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"Yes," Risan said. "The sword I made for him has his gems in the hilt. They are the Rune Stones. He'll be the next king of Thendylath."

"Ahhh," Jennalia said, nodding and grinning. Her eyes stared past him. "Rune Stones. I understand now. A ribbon will finally be burned."

Risan looked at Arlet with wide eyes. A ribbon will be burned. Gavin was fulfilling his destiny. A shiver swept through him. No wonder his dream had been so powerful.

"We want to buy a special enchantment for his new sword," Arlet told Jennalia. "We have gold."

Jennalia chuckled and went to the dresser again. "You need no gold here, my dear." She opened a drawer and withdrew a piece of parchment. "Enchantments such as this cannot be bought for any amount of money." She shut the drawer and motioned Risan to follow her to a table. "Put it there."

Risan removed the leather wrap, set the sword on the table, and stepped back.
Jennalia laid the parchment on the table and ran her hands lightly over the sword. "The enchantment I will put on this weapon is very strong. It will bind to whoever claims the sword."

"I'll keep it safe," he said.

"You must not let anyone take up this weapon before the king does. It will speak to anyone with a warrior's spirit. No one but the king must utter its name else the weapon will bind itself to the wrong person."

"No one must handle the sword."

"Whoever speaks its name owns the sword. Only the owner's death can unbind the enchantment, which weakens every time it is unbound."

"Yes, I understand."

Jennalia opened another drawer in the dresser and withdrew an inkpot and a brush. She set them on the table and opened the inkpot. She dipped the brush into it. Risan watched the brush as she drew it across the parchment, first a horizontal line, then slightly curved line to the left, and then another at a downward angle to the right. She drew in the ancient script of Fartha, but he did not recognize the symbols. When at last she lifted the brush and wrapped it in a piece of paper, Risan studied the drawing, cocking his head. On the parchment were three symbols, one atop the other.

"Strength in battle," Arlet whispered, pointing to the top symbol. "But written backward."

"Yes, backward," Jennalia said. "The other two are for sharpness, so the blade will never dull, and Warrior's Wisdom. With the Rune Stones in the sword, the enchantments will become even more powerful." She placed three deep brown gems on the parchment around the three symbols and waved her hand in the air over them.
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K.C. May was born in Chicago and grew up in the mid-western USA and in Hawaii, attended University of Colorado in Boulder and graduated with a B.A. in Russian from Florida State University. In 1985, she moved to Taiwan to teach English and study Mandarin Chinese. She also lived in the Arizona desert for 24 years, where she founded and ran a non-profit Rottweiler rescue organization, studied Ken-po karate, went backpacking, tried sky-diving, dabbled in bodybuilding, did some downhill skiing, renewed her interest in motorcycling, and spent some time on the shooting range. In 2010, she retreated to cooler, greener Georgia. She earns her living as a full-time writer.

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Thursday, December 16, 2010

My Rather Conflicted Thoughts on Agency Pricing -- c.anne.gardner

A few weeks ago all the hub-bub in the Self-publishing world had to do with Smashwords announcing that they had made the move to Agency Pricing, and that made a whole mega-boatload of crazed self-published maniac authors happy people, including me -- sort of.

Let me preface this by saying that I, myself, am a spend-a-holic book buyer and a ridiculously obsessed book reader. Not all self-published authors can make that claim, by the way. So for me, lack of discounting is a big deal, but it's not even the discounting so much as it is an issue of reasonable pricing. I won't pay paper book prices for an eBook. I just won't do it because an eBook lacks the pretty ga ga designer packaging and it has certain limitations that paper books do not, as in I don't actually have a fucking book. So the real issue with Agency Pricing is that the pricing has been left in the hands of people who really have no clue how to price a warm turd at a country fare to make it sell. Retailers, however, know how to do this because all they are interested in is selling the most product for the most profit and sometimes that means discounting a product or offering loss leaders to generate traffic. They also know average consumer loyalty leans heavily towards the place where they feel they get the most for their money, and incentive programs are a huge draw. With Agency Pricing, the retailers’ hands are now tied when it comes to manipulating the consumer. If the eBook costs the same everywhere, then I am going to buy it from the most convenient place, that being the one that offers formats compatible with my eReader and one that has a wide selection. I like Kobo, but without the discount, the foreign transaction fee just doesn't make it worth it for me to buy from them if the book is priced the same over at Sony or at Diesel or on the Publisher's website. I have no reason to be loyal now to one shop, and sure, it levels the playing field, but it also removes any sort of choice from the consumer. I decide how much I am willing to pay for something and where I want to buy it, and to me it seems like that bit of autonomy has now been taken away from me, and I don't like that much. I don't like being locked into a format or a price or a shopping venue. We all know retail price contains a significant mark-up in order to allow for discounting at the retail level. Take away that discounting and retail pricing has to be adjusted, and yes, eBooks cost money to make just like print books, but some of those costs can be eliminated from the equation, like printing and warehousing and shipping costs. Some will get swapped out for other costs, but come on, consumers are not that stupid. If a trade paperback costs less than the hardcover version, and a mass-market paperback costs even less than a trade paper copy, then logic dictates, the eBook, having no physical form, should also be cheaper then the paperback. I don't care if you window, or graduate the price over time as the book ages and wanes in popularity, I can wait, whatever.

Now on the flip side of this, my being an Indie author with books for sale and all that, Agency Pricing takes on a more convoluted meaning for me. I didn't mind the discounting because I get paid on the retail price anyway, so it didn't really make a difference to me if Kobo wanted to discount and B&N didn't. However, what made me eventually care was the fact that price parity was now being demanded by retailers as a direct result of their hands being tied. Amazon got particularly upset if another retailer was selling your book at a discount and they were not. Some people had buy buttons removed as a result in the beginning, which is asinine, because discounting does not affect the retail price of the book, so I think many Indies actually misunderstood how this whole thing worked and Amazon was just being a huge cantankerous pain in the ass. I even did a little experiment with Amazon and B&N to see what would happen. I had The Splendor of Antiquity priced at $1.99 over all venues, but B&N was discounting it to .99 cents because of my summer sale, so I left my Amazon price set to .99 cents after my summer sale ended so they would not get all pissy with me, but since my summer sale was over, I really wanted to return the books to their $1.99 price tag eventually. No matter what I did on Smashwords to adjust the price at B&N they continued to discount to .99 cents, so in much frustration, I decided to just change my price on Amazon, come what may. If they slapped my hand, they slapped my hand, and I would work it out later. Much to my surprise though, within twenty-four hours of changing my price on Amazon to match Kobo's discounted price of $1.79, B&N followed suit. Please keep in mind that this was all way before the Agency Pricing shift at Smashwords. So the next day, I upped the price on Amazon to its normal retail price of $1.99, and wouldn't you know it, B&N followed suit within twenty-four hours and I didn't get my hand slapped by Amazon.

Now that Smashwords has changed over to Agency Pricing, as a businessperson and a publisher, I don't have to worry about this price parity shit anymore, meaning I don’t have to worry about wasting my time monitoring discounts on various venues. I can just set my retail price and be done with it. This I like very much: less days spent working myself up into a constipated mental tizzy over fucking buy buttons.

So how does the royalty earning author and the book buyer reconcile their conflicted feelings: It's simple really, I price my books with a consumer mindset and I leave the writer and the publisher out of it. I know what I need to charge to make a profit, and I know how much of a discount I feel is fair when pricing print to eBook. Look, we all understand the hard work that goes into writing a book and the cost to produce that book. As for industry costs, there are people involved at every step of the way -- people who manage the print to eBook conversion process, and at the very least, I am sure they would like to be paid. They need to eat too. On the writer end of it, our art has value, no one is denying this, but if the consumer doesn't feel your price is fair, your work just won't sell. I don't agree with Agency pricing in so far as it has been mismanaged by the Traditional Publishing Industry to date much to consumer chagrin, but as an author and a publisher, I can see the benefit in it if administered properly.

I am opening up the floor here to Indie authors, how do you feel about Agency Pricing?

Cheryl Anne Gardner

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Page 99 -- Maids of Misfortune by M. Louisa Locke

Page 99 from The Maids of Misfortune: A Victorian San Francisco Mystery
By M. Louisa Locke
A Historical Mystery Novel
Reprinted with Permission: Copyright: 2009, M. Louisa Locke, All Rights Reserved.

Book Description: It's the summer of 1879, and Annie Fuller, a young San Francisco widow, is in trouble. Annie's husband squandered her fortune before committing suicide five years earlier, and one of his creditors is now threatening to take the boardinghouse she owns to pay off a debt. Annie Fuller also has a secret. She supplements her income by giving domestic and business advice as Madam Sibyl, one of San Francisco's most exclusive clairvoyants, and one of Madam Sibyl's clients, Matthew Voss, has died. The police believe his death was suicide brought upon by bankruptcy, but Annie believes Voss has been murdered and that his assets have been stolen. Nate Dawson has a problem. As the Voss family lawyer, he would love to believe that Matthew Voss didn't leave his grieving family destitute. But that would mean working with Annie Fuller, a woman who alternatively attracts and infuriates him as she shatters every notion he ever had of proper ladylike behavior. Sparks fly as Anne and Nate pursue the truth about the murder of Matthew Voss in this light-hearted historical mystery set in the foggy gas-lit world of Victorian San Francisco.
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Annie scanned the room again and thought with a sigh that the only place left to look was the bookshelves, and that could take all night. She leaned over to look at the clock she had noticed on the desk and almost let out a gasp when she saw the hands at 4:30. No, that can’t be right, she thought, not that much time has passed. Then she realized that the clock was silent, probably hadn’t been wound since Saturday. So what time was it? No more than fifteen minutes could have passed since she entered the room. She stood and listened carefully, but could hear only the sound of her own breathing. Well, she thought, I should at least look closely enough to see if it looks like any papers have been stuffed between any of the books.

Annie crossed over to the end of the shelves to the right of the door and had just raised the candle up high to get a better look at the top shelves when a soft sound at the door gave her barely enough warning to snatch the candle down and snuff out its flame. The door was shoved open to its full extent, effectively boxing her into a tight triangle, with her back against the wall, the bookshelves to her left and the door a few inches from her nose. Annie held her breath and hoped that the candle, which she held clutched to her breast, didn’t have enough heat left in the wick to set her robe on fire. Clearly whoever had entered the room had their own candle, since flashes of light cut through the edges of the door against the bookshelves and then jerkily stabbed through the long opening between the door and the doorframe. She slowly turned her head to the right so she could look over her shoulder through this opening. She was so relieved not to see an eye peering through the door hinge at her that she almost let out a sigh. Instead all she could see was a narrow strip of the end of the book shelves on the other side of the door, but the concen- trated brightness of the candle light indicated that the person who had entered that room was standing right next to those shelves.

There was a light click, and then a sound of wood sliding against wood. A small rustling noise was followed by the sliding wood
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For over twenty years, M. Louisa Locke was known by students taking U.S. History classes at San Diego Mesa College as Dr. Locke, an enthusiastic and amusing teller of stories about the past. Now semi-retired, she has taken her story telling in a new direction with the publication of Maids of Misfortune. She is currently living in San Diego with her husband and assorted animals, where she is working on Uneasy Spirits, the next installment of her series of historical mysteries set in Victorian San Francisco.

Author of Maids of Misfortune: A Victorian San Francisco Mystery http://mlouisalocke.com/
See her blog: The Front Parlor http://mlouisalocke.wordpress.com/

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Monday, December 13, 2010

Review: Orphan's Quest by Pat Nelson Childs

Title: Orphan's Quest
Author: Pat Nelson Childs
Genre: fantasy
Price: $19.99
Publisher: Burning Books Press
ISBN: N/A
Point of Sale: Amazon
Reviewed by: Emily Veinglory

Orphan's Quest is a solidly entertaining fantasy about a young man with a hidden past and a sinister destiny.  Rokey thinks he is going to  join the monastic order that has raised him since he was two years old.  After being cast out he joins up with a band of adventurers to determine where he came from, why he seems destined to save or doom the world, and why--on a related note--so many thugs and monsters are trying to kill him.

That said, the band of adventurers is out of Dungeons and Dragons central casting and so are the wandering monster, dark dungeon and village of the elves encounters.  The party starts out by complaining about a lack of funds, but then seems to have limitless cash to pay for travel, purchases, bribes and so forth.  Oh, and the great quest occurs in stages that are never more than two days apart, travelling on foot, even if one town is in a desert and the next is in a jungle.

Childs does write very well and put an interesting little twist on fantasy staples like bards or amazons.  Nevertheless just a little more either realism or over-the-top camp would have moved this story from a bit of fun to a really memorable story.  At the close of the book the reader has some idea what has been going on all along, but Rokey is still just a befuddled 'chosen one' with a hot elf-boy lover (loving not shown on the page).  I am not sure that the inevitable triumph of good over evil scheduled for the sequel is something I really feel the need to read.

7/10

Thursday, December 09, 2010

Thoughts on Making a Book Look Like a Book -- c.anne.gardner

Warning: Sarcasm level is high in this post...

Note: This post is relevant only to works of Fiction, which is what we primarily review here on this blog. Non-fiction -- specifically textbooks and reference books -- has it's own set of guidelines.

In the three plus years I have been working as a reviewer for the Pod People Blog, I have seen my share of self-published books where it appears to me that the author has never once sat down and actually looked at a book. In other words, their covers and interior layouts just scream: I am a novice, and I have absolutely no clue what I am doing and probably shouldn't be doing my own covers and interior layout, but for some odd reason, I do them anyway without consulting the numerous experts out there who offer advice on their blogs for free. Don't believe me, take a walk around Smashwords and Lulu and look at some of the covers and interior layouts. I know: someone fucking shine a light already.

I also know you are going to ask: who am I to call the kettle black? Oh wait, I've been there, and while my covers aren't all foofoo fancy designer like, they aren't too shabby either. Now, admittedly, the covers on my first edition ARCs were lacking and rather pitiful to my eye now, but that was due to grainy print quality direct from my publishing company. At the time, Lulu made you upload jpegs if you didn't do your own one-piece cover, and we all know that jpegs suck on covers unless you absolutely know what you are doing. I, of course, didn't then. My covers got a lot better once I left Lulu and was able to use my artwork as intended. I found a better printer and then took an active interest in honing my design skills much like one should take an active interest in honing one's writing skills. So I am going to go off on a ranty rant right now, because some of the stuff I have seen lately in review books and on various sales sites, well, there is no excuse for it really with the wealth of information out there at your disposal. Not to mention that there are scads of experts who offer their services for reasonable rates and some who will even trade for services, which means you could pay nothing at all. I have seen many Indie authors redesigning their original covers over the course of this past year and coming out with spectacular results simply because they know where to get what they need and they know how to use it. Admittedly, there is a learning curve here, but you have to show some initiative and be willing to do the research. To get higher on the curve, you gotta learn a thing or two.

Anyway, here are some of my pet peeves when it comes to book presentation, and yes, when I write a review, how your book looks weighs heavily on the score. Sloppy presentation will only rob you of review points, and that's not the worst of it. Sloppy presentation does a heinous injustice to your work. You might have the greatest story ever told, but if your book looks like a grade school art project and not a real book, no one is going to want to take a chance on it because you've just told everyone you are an amateur who couldn't be bothered learning the proper way to do things. If your cover and formatting are this bad, they don't want to imagine how bad your writing is. Don't learn this the hard way.

This is my top ten in no particular order, and primarily, I am focusing on print books and ebook covers:

  1. Do not use crap low-res jpegs for your cover art unless you are a savant in Photoshop. If you don't know what savant or Photoshop or low-res mean, you are not up to the task.

  2. Do not use typefaces like Times New Roman or other standard fonts for your cover copy and title. Be Brave, Be Bold. Please people, you don't have to pay for fancy calligraphy; there are a lot of really nice free and/or shareware fonts out there to use. Your cover is your first impression, so why fuck it all up with a shitty blurry jpeg image and a crap font that has no personality whatsoever. Your cover should be a figurative representation of your story. We are not using a paper bag to wrap your high school text books here.

  3. Don't center EVERYTHING on the cover. It's Boring! Reserve the right to bore your reader later in the story with your unedited/unproofed words instead. Minor issues and the occasional typo do not bother me.

  4. Do not use sideways titles on the cover. You expect the buyer to turn their head halfway upside down so they can read the title of your book. I don't think so. Sideways titles are for spine text, nothing else. And yes, I hate when mainstream publishers do this as well, which is why you don't see mainstream publishers do it that often.

  5. Your book should not open to the copyright page. Come on people. Open a book for shit's sake. The copyright page always goes on the verso, or for those who don't understand that term, it goes on the back of the title page. If nothing else, your book should start when opened with a soft or hard title page. The copyright page goes on the back of that. Even if you have a fly-leaf with blurbs on it at the start, the copyright page will still go on the back of the title page, which should be the next page after the flyleaf.

  6. The front matter of your book is normally not part of the pagination of a book, and you certainly do not put headers and footers and page numbers on the matter pages. Matter pages include the title pages, copyright pages, dedication pages etc. Don't know what they are, look them up: you spend enough time on the internet, so why not search for useful information.

  7. Chapter starts and blank pages, or pages of verse within a narrative and/or image pages, do not get headers or footers or page numbers either.

  8. Do not double space between paragraphs. Use a proper paragraph indent and proper leading. Single space works fine for most people. Double spacing between paragraphs makes your book look like a child's primer and it also makes it seem as if you were deliberately trying to increase page count. eBooks are the only books that can get away with double spacing between paragraphs. In print books, we use a double space between paragraphs to indicate a time shift or POV shift, nothing else.

  9. Don't overdo your margins for that same reason. White space is good, but too much can give the wrong impression. Poetry is different and falls in line with a different set of rules.

  10. And don't set the interior typeface of your book to a san-serif or some other crazy non-standard font unless you have a specific artistic reason for doing so, and if so, be sparing with it. Choose a proper functional typeface and choose the right size for the trim size of your book. There are fonts optimized for printing and fonts for the web. They are not really interchangeable. So try a couple of fonts and sizes; print out test pages and show them to your beta readers or whomever. They will help you decide what looks best. Compare them to other books in your trim size and genre. Compare, compare, compare your book to other books. Look at every page and every detail.

So there they are: my top ten self-published book nitpicks. I had to learn all this shit too, of course, but basically what I am saying here is that if you can't work your way around your word processing program or other typesetting program, and you have no idea what sort of "pages" belong in your book and how to place and paginate them properly, and you are lacking the skill set needed to understand even the basic fundamentals of cover design [wicked ninja skills don’t count] then you need help and should not do it yourself. However, if you still feel compelled to do so without educating yourself, please do not submit the book to me for review if you can't take a rather stern critique about it. Self-published authors scream often enough about not being treated like professionals. Well, if that's what you want -- to be treated like a professional -- then why not put out a reasonably professional product. The readers expect nothing less and will notice your craptapulance. DIY has its limitations, sure, but it doesn’t have to be embarrassing.

Cheryl Anne Gardner

And yes, that is a real cover from a real book, and yes again, it is quite astoundingly bad in a very hilarious sort of way. Look at it for a minute and you’ll see what I mean.

Wednesday, December 08, 2010

Christmas with Craig Lancaster -- Inside The Writer's Studio

Craig Lancaster, author of the widely praised 600 Hours of Edward and the forthcoming novel The Summer Son (to be released by AmazonEncore in early 2011) wanted to do something for others this Christmas season, so he wrote a fantastic holiday-themed story, “Comfort and Joy,” to sell on Amazon and Smashwords for $1.

However, that he plans to donate 100% of the proceeds to Feeding America, whose 200+ food banks distribute to all fifty states, wasn’t enough for us at Inside the Writers’ Studio. When we learned of his plan to write some short fiction, he hadn’t yet begun “Comfort and Joy,” and we were more than happy to catch him early enough to challenge him to find a way to incorporate a few random words.

The words: snowman, hot chocolate, and jingle balls.


LANCASTER: I thought my "Jingle Balls" solution might have been a little reach, but I was 12 years old once, and it's something I might have come up with.

He managed to write the (approx.) 5,500-word story in just 24 hours.

LANCASTER: The idea has been bouncing around in my head for a while, and it's easily adaptable to a holiday angle. Short-story productivity, for me, comes and goes, and for whatever reason, I've been in a fertile period. I'll sit down in the next couple of days and knock it out. The funny thing is, I've never really written fiction on a deadline, but I have one now: I've pledged to send this story to the in-boxes of donors by Dec. 15.

He made good on his pledge; “Comfort and Joy” is available at Amazon and Smashwords right now (click a link to buy a copy – you can always come back here when you’re done), and it will stay there indefinitely with the proceeds continuing to benefit Feeding America. And, as promised, it’s only $1. “But why not charge more to give more?” we wondered.

LANCASTER: Two reasons. The first is the greater-volume-at-a-lower-price idea. The second is that I hope this isn't the be-all, end-all of people's giving. A few folks have written to me and said, "I want to give more than a buck," and my response has been this: "Send me a buck. Send your local food bank, or some other charity there at home, as much as you feel like you can give."

INSIDE THE WRITERS’ STUDIO: What made you choose this particular charity?

LANCASTER: I've been reading a lot about how stressed food banks are. Times are hard, and charitable giving is down. And since (I hope) donations will be coming in from all over, it didn't seem quite right to roll whatever money is generated toward the food bank where I live, though it certainly could use the help. So I figured that Feeding America, with its national focus, made sense.

One of the things that put this at the top of my mind was seeing a plea from my friend Carol Buchanan on Facebook that people not buy her books as gifts but instead donate to their local food bank. She said she'd eat whether the books are bought or not. Others -- many, many others -- are not so fortunate.

This effort is nothing like the NPR fundraising drive—there’s no dollar amount in mind, no set goal (“I have no expectation here,” Lancaster says. “If it's five bucks, it's five bucks.”), but he does hope to turn this into an annual effort, one that involves more writers contributing to a holiday-themed anthology.

LANCASTER: Say, 15 or 20 holiday-themed stories, from a wide variety of genres, all with the aim of putting some food on the tables of people who badly need it. Wheels are already turning for next year: an anthology, from writers across the traditional and indie spectrums. Zombie Christmas, romance Christmas, bizarro, whatever. I think if I were to get people on board in, say, July, we'd be able to offer all kinds of options: individual stories, the entire collection, e-book, short POD run.

IWS: Do you think you might choose different charities in the future?

LANCASTER: I haven't even thought about that. I'm pretty passionate about food banks. They're chronically understocked, and it's one form of charity that is completely without political overtones.

IWS: Have you ever donated to/worked in/needed a food bank?

LANCASTER: I've pulled a few shifts stacking boxes and such, and I'm a reliable bring-a-canned-good-to-whatever-event guy, but I've never done it on a consistent basis. One of the things I hope to do, beyond the holiday season, is become a lot more involved with that sort of thing on a local level.

IWS: That sounds like a perfect New Year’s resolution. Speaking of the new year—your upcoming novel, The Summer Son, will be released in January. Tell us about it.

LANCASTER: It's a multi-decade father-and-son story. Mitch Quillen and his father, Jim, have been largely estranged for nearly 30 years, and the breach stems from a violent summer when Mitch was 11 years old. In the present day, they've been thrown together again and they try to work through the distance between them. All the while, Mitch is reliving that long-ago summer in the form of a note to his wife, whom he's kept away from that part of his life, in an effort to reconcile his own failing relationship with her. It's a story about the things we experience and how those things shape us -- and how those same things get interpreted in different ways by other people who were there.

IWS: Final question. Fruitcake: yay or nay?

LANCASTER: You know, I'd love to say yay, just to be the contrary bastard I tend to be. But I cannot. Fruitcake is a nay. It's a nay to the 100th power. It's a nay that pushes at the outer edges of the space-time continuum. It's the nay that keeps on giving. Let's face it: Fruitcake sucks.

Thank you for allowing us to post our interview on your blog site and spread the word about Craig Lancaster's effort. - Kris & Kel, IWS

Tuesday, December 07, 2010

Page 99 -- Trevor's Song by Susan Helene Gottfried

Page 99 from Trevor's Song
A Rock n Roll Novel
By Susan Helene Gottfried
Reprinted with Permission: © Susan Helene Gottfriend, All Rights Reserved

Book Description: Fame and Fortune have destroyed many a rock star, but Trevor Wolff has a bigger problem when his best friend Mitchell Voss commits an act of monogamy with sexy artist Kerri Broadhurst. ShapeShifter band dynamics will never be the same with this new woman on the scene, and the distractions of two girlfriends and a world tour aren’t enough to keep Trevor from feeling like his carefully constructed world is crumbling around him. The pesky little illness he’s been hiding from his band mates isn’t help, either.

Trevor is determined to drive Kerri away so life can run properly. He’ll do whatever it takes, or die trying, and not just because if he doesn’t get well soon, time might be up for old Trevor. The last person he expects help or sympathy from is Kerri herself, but he may have to make common cause with his enemy if he’s to survive the fallout from the secrets he’s been hiding.
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Mitchell, who was an idiot, there hadn't been anyone in his corner. Why should that change now?
"I can't do my best by you without some help," Amy said, piercing him with those damn Voss eyes. "And dammit, Trev, you of all people deserve my best."

He had to look away. The silence stretched as he scuffed his boots on the carpet and twiddled with some paperclips on her desk. In typical Voss fashion, she waited.

"You sure?" he asked tentatively and sat down.

"So positive, I've already made the appointment for you. I'll tell you now, though: if you don't get her in bed before you're in remission, I'll be disappointed in you." With a knowing wink, Amy slid two small pieces of paper at him. One was a note with the appointment time and place, complete with directions on how to get there and where to park.

"What's this?" he asked about the other.

"Medicine. In men, there aren't a lot of side effects, so don't call me every time you sneeze. We want you on it now, and if I catch you missing doses, we're going to do more than cancel the tour."

He jerked his head up, eyes wide. "What do you mean cancel the tour? We're not cancelling shit, Aim! And for that matter, you're not telling anyone about this, either. Not the parents, not Mitchell, not anyone. Hell, not even Derek!"

He trusted she'd catch the way he hadn't used Mitchell's very fitting pet name for her dork of a husband.

"Patient-doctor confidentiality, right?" he went on when she pinched the bridge of her nose. Just like her baby brother did.

"Of course," she sighed. "But we need to talk about cancelling the tour until you're well."

"Why?"

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Writer, blogger, and all-around book lover, Susan Helene Gottfried claims to have a "bad habit of writing about dudes in rock bands (and the people who orbit them.)"

When not writing, Susan runs the publicity blog West of Mars -- Win a Book, which helps out authors and book bloggers of all sizes and shapes. You can find this and all the rest of Susan's online world at http://westofmars.com/ Be sure to check out Rocks 'n Reads for more of Susan's reviews.

Links:
Lulu: http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/trevors-song/11768723
Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/18511
B&N: http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Trevors-Song/Susan-Helene-Gottfried/e/2940011075964/?itm=1
Print copies also available at a discount direct from the author. Details here: http://westofmars.com/west-of-mars/the-books/trevors-song


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Wednesday, December 01, 2010

Indie Holiday Mega Book Giveaway ...



47 Authors ... Tons of Free Books

This Holiday Season, the Pod People have decided to forgo our regular free book Friday promotions for the month of November and December in lieu of supporting an Indie community book giveaway instead, and I will actually be participating.

Quiet Fury Books, home of author Darcia Helle is holding a huge Indie Holiday Book Giveaway event starting Wednesday December 1st, 2010.

You must be at least 16 years of age to enter, and it is open Internationally.

47 Indie authors are participating, offering up hundreds of books [some print, some eBooks, some both.]

Entries will be accepted between 12:01 AM EST, December 1 and midnight EST on December 31, and the winners will be chosen using Random.org

So stop on by, check out the list of authors, and enter your name to win. Read an Indie today.

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Page 99 -- Triune by Willow Polson

Page 99 of Triune
A Fantasy Novel
by Willow Polson
Reprinted with Permission: © 2010 Willow Polson, All Rights Reserved

Book Description: The Mason brothers had always been close, but until the day ex-Navy officer Mike discovered he was actually an angel, they had no idea just how close.

This paranormal/urban fantasy novel brings readers along on the Mason brothers' shared journey of discovery, because where one brother goes, the other two follow, sometimes kicking and screaming. Not everything is heavenly for these three men tossed into strange new circumstances without an instruction manual, and being an angel isn't as easy as it sounds. But along with the thorns there are roses, and for the suddenly-immortal Mason brothers, the journey is only beginning.
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“I am an angel. Far as I know, anyway. My name happens to be Mike, or Michael, but I’m not the big guy on the candles. Okay?” He looked earnestly into Javier’s dark brown eyes, which were glued to the huge dark wings that moved gently with each breath. Mike smiled softly and plucked out a medium-sized feather, and handed it to him.

“We’re around,” Mike said quietly. How he knew there were others, he didn’t know, but if nothing else, logic dictated that there had to be more than just himself and his brothers walking the earth. “We can’t be everywhere, but we do the best we can. Here,” he said, taking the candles out of the alleyway and handing them to the woman and her son. “Take them somewhere safer.”

Javier gave the feather to his mother, who took it with a shaking hand, and gave her two of the candles to help carry. “Can we... would it be all right if I kept this one...?” he asked, indicating the unlit candle he’d brought.

Mike shrugged. “Like I said, I’m not him. Just tell whoever’s leaving these things to light them somewhere else, all right? It’s a nice gesture, but I’d rather not burn down my brother’s studio.” He realized as soon as he said it that he probably shouldn’t have, but also remembered that he’d said something about Brian being his brother on that first night to the drug dealers in the alley. If nothing else, he figured, maybe they’d stop breaking into Brian’s car because of him.

“What about them?” Javier asked, nodding at the brothers in the distance, which only confused his mother. A tiny smile crept up on one half of Mike’s face.

“Who?” he replied with a wink, and then it was Javier’s turn to smile a little.

“Uh...” he said, recovering, “...the other angels. That are... around.”

“Like I said, we do the best we can. Hey, I gotta get going. You should too.” On a whim, he decided to give them a good show, and took a few steps back. They were good people, he knew somehow, and he wanted to give them a little treat for helping to keep the alley clear of the candles, if nothing else. He pushed off powerfully with a muscular sweep of his wings, his brothers deciding to follow, Javier’s mother crying out with surprise when she suddenly saw them as well.
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Willow Polson
Writer and whatnot.
Willow Polson's major in college was Art, and was on the Education track at SFSU to get a secondary school teaching credential when two things happened: Her dad decided to stop paying for college, and she answered an ad for a full-time graphic artist for EGW Publishing, which produces consumer magazines. The job was interesting enough, but when an assistant editor position opened up, she gave writing samples to one of the editors and was virtually hired on the spot. From there she helped develop new titles, became a department editor, and eventually became managing editor of both a newsletter and related website.

Willow's first love, however, was always fantasy novels. When she was five, she received The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe as a Christmas present from grandpa Steve, and received comic books from grandpa Albert. Add to this the fact that her mother produced a monthly magazine out of their home, complete with printing press in the basement, and you can see where her enthusiasm for writing and publishing began.

But something was missing. Non-fiction, while a perfectly valid market, wasn't entirely satisfying to write about. It was at this point that another two things happened: She read Zen in the Art of Writing by Ray Bradbury, which gave her permission to write about what she loves, and she followed her late father's advice. "The world is your oyster," he used to say, and Willow applies that to everything in her life. She figures there's no reason, with a little determination and skill (and "luck"), that she can't achieve what she sets her mind to.

And that's exactly what she's doing now, and continuing to work towards.


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Saturday, November 27, 2010

Review: Introducing the Richest Family in America: a Novel

Title: Introducing the Richest Family in America: a Novel
Author: David Drum
Genre: comedy
Price: $14.95
Publisher: Burning Books Press
ISBN: N/A
Point of Sale: Direct
Reviewed by: Emily Veinglory

I am going to assume Burning Books Press is a micropress.  Their website is a bit of a hot mess, but they seem to have multiple authors on board. I don't really remember how I came to buy this book.  It may have been from an adsense ad.  I know I ended up on a website specifically for the book that took payment directly, via paypal.

Halfway through the first chapter I thought I had made a terrible mistake.  The first half of the book is very heavy on 'tell' and there are at least five main point-of-view characters, arguably more.  I found the humor wry rather than laugh-out-laugh comedic, and some of the shit/fart/dick-based jokes wear a little thin upon repetition.

That said, this story about a scheme to move a family company's production to China has a certain ineffable charm and sheer momentum.  The evil brothers-in-law, the flawed pater familia, the Chinese femme fatal, the spoiled daughters and the remaining cast of factory workers, wildlife and lawyers create a rather charming circus of a plot, culminating in a surprisingly upbeat serving of just deserts.

This novel feels a bit like it was created by an experienced writer, but inexpert novelist.  There are a lot of rough edges and dodgy moments but overall "Richest Family" is over-blown, no-holds-barred fun.  It is the kind of profoundly idiosyncratic story that keeps me reading self- and micro-press fiction.  It has an energy and confidence that is often missing in more note-perfect commercial fiction.  I also liked that the larger-than-life villain is given an avenue for redemption, which saves the story from descending into melodrama at the end.

8/10

Friday, November 26, 2010

Review: Assassin and Other Stories


Title: Assassin and Other Stories
Author: Steven Barnes
Genre: science fiction, fantasy, historical fiction
Price: $30
Publisher: ISFIC Press
ISBN: 978-09759156-4
Point of Sale: ISFIC Press
Reviewed by: Chris Gerrib


I routinely attend Windycon, my local science fiction convention. As part of the convention, ISFIC Press publishes a book of stories from the convention’s author Guest of Honor. This year, Steven Barnes was the guest, and so I picked up a copy of Assassin and Other Stories. As usual, I’m glad I did.

The bulk of this book consists of the previously-unpublished novel Assassin, which is the story of Abdul-Wahid, a child of a Christian mother and Muslim father living in a small village in what is now Syria during the Crusades. Very early on in the story, Abdul’s life is upended by those Crusades, and he becomes Haytham, a member of the cult of Hashashiyyin. This cult gave English the word “assassin” and, some say, the word “hashish.” At any rate, the story, told mostly from Abdul / Haytham’s point of view, is a very sympathetic portrayal of a group of Islamic fundamentalists.

When the original manuscript came out, shortly after 9/11, the market for sympathetic Islamic fundamentalists, not a big market to begin with, dried up. However, Barnes kept the story on his hard drive, and eventually produced the book I reviewed. This is a good thing, because it allowed me to enjoy a wonderful and action-packed story. There’s really very little to say about Assassin, as the novel is note-perfect. All the characters, Christian and Muslim, are well-developed, and the assassins are not without their flaws. Steven Barnes, the author, is a martial arts expert, and so the combat is portrayed realistically. Although written for a science fiction convention, Assassin is almost completely historical fiction, with a small bit of mysticism regarding the Holy Grail.

The rest of the book consists of four short stories and one screenplay (unproduced). Three of the short stories are science fiction, and the remaining works are fantasy. A few specific thoughts:

The Woman in the Wall – a short story reflecting on what people do to survive, involving a science fictional plague. It’s rather grim but riveting.

Trickster – War of the Worlds from the point of view of a primitive African tribe.

The Locust – written with Larry Niven, this science fiction story takes a new view of human evolution.

Father Steel – a screenplay starring a young Hannibal, as recounted by the older Hannibal while crossing the Alps.

Danger Word – a really scary zombie story, written back before zombies were cool.

As always with ISFIC Press books, I highly recommend ordering your copy of Assassin and Other Stories today.

10/10

Thursday, November 25, 2010

What Does a Pod Peep Read the Abridged Holiday Version -- c.anne.gardner

Where did the time go? I can’t believe it’s Thanksgiving already. Of course, I will off-line spending a long holiday weekend hopefully sculpting and not writing. In the mean time, I thought I would share some rather random thoughts on a couple of books I read over the summer -- a few mini reviews for your enjoyment.

Drood by Dan Simmons. I had never read anything from Simmons before I stumbled on this over in the horror section of my local Borders. I had a gift card to use, which was the only reason I was there. I read the back cover copy, and since I am a huge Dickens fan, love historical fiction, especially when it seems like it might be a psychological type horror story, and I don't mind a six-hundred plus page book from time to time, I bought it. I wasn't disappointed, unlike many Amazon reviewers. Granted, it's in the horror section, but frankly, the book isn't a horror novel ... not by a long shot. The book, beginning in 1865 with the Staple Hurst accident, is supposed to explore Dickens growing obsession with the mysterious character Drood, but in reality, it's an exploration in hatred, arrogance, and jealousy, and the real monster in the story is Wilkie Collins not Drood. It had a Picture of Dorian Gray feel to it in story and writing style, which apparently didn't please many of Simmons loyal fans. It was a long and brooding, meticulously researched book, chronicling the obsessive state of dementia Wilkie Collins descends into over the course of the narrative, culminating in a crazy plot to kill Dickens and strip him of his literary glory. I recommend it if you have the patience for a rambling narrative. There are moments that are spectacularly creepy even though you know Drood does not exist except in Wilkie's opium twisted mind. I also picked up The Woman In White because of this book.

Girl with the Dragon Tattoo by Stieg Larsson. What can I say about this convoluted who-dun-it thriller other than I just loved Lisbeth Salander. The story centers around Mikael Blomkvist who is on trial for libel at the beginning of the book. He loses the case, but before he has to serve his prison sentence, he is recruited by octogenarian industrialist Henrik Vanger to research the disappearance of his niece. An odd turn of computer hacking events teams our young disturbed Lisbeth with Blomkvist on a quest to catch a serial killer. As many sidelines as there are in the story, it only further helps to advance the "small world" theory and the notion that everyone has skeletons in their communal family closet. There are Nazi sympathizers, child abusers, rapists, sadists, secret torture dungeons, and a very James Bond styled ending with a corporate asshole getting his comeuppance. As for the serial killer stuff, nothing is overly graphic, despite claims to the contrary. The violence is nothing you wouldn't see on the Sopranos. What I did especially appreciate was that despite the book being littered with misogynistic/sadistic men/monsters, Blomkvist was quite the opposite, pretty much going along with whatever any woman wanted of him. His long-time girlfriend is married, he has no problem having sex with the niece of his benefactor, and doesn't take the slightest issue with Lisbeth, who is many years his junior, throwing herself at him sexually. Some readers might take issue, but I thought his laissez faire attitude fit the story perfectly. He simply respected a woman's individual right to fulfil their needs and expected nothing of it in return. Lisbeth on the other hand is well beyond her issues. We only get dribs and drabs of her story, so it really is her will to survive herself that endears her to the reader. She's a fighter, and we all love a fighter. I watched the Swedish film version and absolutely loved it. I don't think any other actress will be able to play Lisbeth as well as Noomi Rapace. Sorry Hollywood, I just ain't buying your casting on this one. As for the book, much has been said of humanity's propensity towards violence, expecially violence towards the weak, and much has been said of the psychological defense mechanisms we put in place to survive ourselves. In this exploration, the book delivered. However, some readers might find the pacing a bit slow and some of the storylines overdone at the expense of the main serial killer plot point. I didn’t mind and enjoyed most of the detail even if the text had more clichés than I would have liked. However, I would have cut some of the unnecessary detail in order to give a more upfront and personal account of Blomkvist and Salander. Much of their backstory is ambiguous and needs to be inferred by the reader, which isn’t really a problem, but for me, personally, I would have liked to get a little more intimate with both of them, sans the coffee.

Dark Places by Gillian Flynn. Meet Libby, survivor of the “The Satan Sacrifice of Kinnakee, Kansas,” where her convicted child-molester brother slaughtered their family. Libby, only ten years old at the time, testified against her bother, sending him to prison for life, but when she meets a national "Kill Club" in search of some easy cash, she begins to doubt her brother's guilt as they do. For a who-dun-it, this is quite good. All the characters are loathsome and there are enough twists, turns, and chapter end cliff-hangers to keep you turning the pages, thought some might find the narrative choppy and abrupt. I especially enjoyed the shifting time and point of view; however, by the second chapter, I understood that the main character's narrative was present time first person POV, so the chapter titles: Libby NOW became annoying after a while. Even so, the book is quite a dark and violent thriller, but almost all the characters managed to redeem themselves in the end. Almost. I really liked that the story candidly addressed our rather inept legal system not to mention the uncomfortable notion that some children who claim abuse are not actually telling the truth. Because of their innocence and desire to please, a child's testimony can be manipulated and is often shaky at best. The book also addresses the alienation of youth and how susceptible the outcast teenager can be to negative influences. I didn’t find anything that Ben “actually” did all that far off base. As for Libby, she reminded me a little of Lisbeth Salander in Dragon Tattoo, well, actually, she reminded me of Lisbeth a lot, except that Lisbeth you like immediately and Libby won't rub you quite the right way until the end of the book. Libby is selfish and hateful, choosing to exploit her victim status for sympathy and cash, which eventually leads to the truth, but it is a nasty way to get there. This is not a book for readers who need to like and connect with the characters. It’s not just dark in its story, it’s dark in its ideas and implications. It's a story about misinformation and misdirection. It's a story about the good and the evil in all of us.

I am off to have turkey, so Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Don’t forget to stop by tomorrow for our Black Friday Free Book Giveaway Announcement to start off the Holiday shopping season.

Cheryl Anne Gardner

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Review -- Grundish and Askew

Title: Grundish and Askew
Author: Lance Carbuncle
Genre: Lit Fic/Bizarro
Publisher: Vicious Galloot Books
Price: $12.50
Pages: 316
ISBN: 978-0982280003
Point of Sale: Amazon
Reviewed by: Cheryl Anne Gardner

Book Description: Strap on your athletic cup and grab a barf bag. The Dr. Reverend Lance Carbuncle is going to kick you square in the balls and send you on a wild ride that may or may not answer the following questions: what happens when two white trash, trailer park-dwelling, platonic life partners go on a moronic and misdirected crime spree?; can their manly love for each other endure when one of them suffers a psychological bitch-slap that renders him a homicidal maniac?; will a snaggletoothed teenage prostitute tear them apart?; what is the best way to use a dead illegal alien to your advantage in a hostage situation?; what's that smell?; and, what the hell is Alf the Sacred Burro coughing up? Carbuncle's latest offering, Grundish and Askew, ponders these troubling questions and more. So sit down, put on some protective goggles, and get ready for Carbuncle to blast you in the face with a warm load of fictitious sickness.

Oh Grundish, when are you gonna learn that that boy [Askew] ain't right?

I had a lot of fun with this book. Sure, it's got my kinda characters: deviant, damaged, and absurd. It also has a whole lot of toilet humour, but that didn't stop me from loving Grundish and Askew or wanting to root for them even though I knew from the prologue that it was gonna end badly. Why did I love it so much, even with the detailed descriptions of puke and shit and masturbation and old donkey hairballs? Well, I loved it because it was about friendship and a man's word. It was about doing the right thing just because you know it's right, not necessarily because it is right.

Grundish and Askew have been friends since childhood, and they sort of have this platonic life partner situation going on -- not in a gay way. Born and raised in the trailer park, Grundish has been in and out of prison his entire life it seems, and Askew, the frailer and more sensitive of this demented comedy crime duo, knows he is damned by bad genetics and would rather die than find himself incarcerated; yet he can't stop getting himself into trouble. Grundish has taken the rap for him several times, cuz that's just the kinda person he is. He lives his life by a rather disjointed ethical code, but he's got one nonetheless. If I had to make a literary reference, once might compare them to Steinbeck's George and Lennie; although Askew isn't mentally disabled, he's just uneducated trailer trash. That's his lot in life, and he isn't happy about it. He'd rather be with his best friend running a yacht brothel in international waters, getting stoned and drunk all day long, and taking care of the "ladies." Delivering pizza to rich assholes isn't the life he aspires to but at least he isn't miming advertising on the corner and fucking his fat parole officer like his friend Grundish. However, a clean life just wasn't what they were meant for. If you want a modern reference, I thought the boys reminded me a little of Seth and Richard Gecko from the movie Dusk till Dawn: Grundish being Seth, the practical contemplative criminal who dreams of whores and a life of luxury in Mexico, and Askew definitely reminded me of Richie, a whacked out sociopath and downright psycho waiting to happen.

Couple that with a crime spree comedy plotline, Aunt Turleen -- the one-crispy-lunged feisty grand Aunt of Askwew -- the reaper dog she killed at the old folks home for licking her feet who now shows up in her dreams and gives her knives and cigarettes and tells her how best she can help the boys, Dora, the skeevy anorexic moneyed up teenage prostitute, and then throw in a whole cast of trailer park paedophiles and sex offenders and you got yourself a recipe for frozen meat assaults, burglary, Git-an-go convenience store stanky bathroom sex, a whole lot of interesting meals, and murder.

The boys are like a shit-storm of bad judgement. Like a Julian and Ricky without a Bubbles to rein them in. Aunt Turleen tries, but, despite her spunk, she just doesn't have it in her to keep the boys from going astray. When Askew kills a paedophile at the trailer park because the man ejaculates on him in a scuffle and everyone has to go on the lamb, including Aunt Turleen, it's like watching Smokey and the Bandit with a couple of criminal retards behind the wheel. Eventually Askew's mental state deteriorates to the point where he is beating people to death with his feet, kidnapping local teens and cutting their ears off, and subsequently killing the owner of the house they are hiding out in before they get a get a chance to finish their squat/burglarize and leave huge stinky turds in the toilet routine. It doesn't stop there either. After taking the homeowner's afternoon delight hostage, they wind up in a shitty ole junkyard with a puking farting old circus donkey, a dead Mexican hoodlum, and a bona fide police standoff. Throw in Turleen's dream rendezvous with the dead reaper dog and you've got one hell of a ride here.

As for the writing, the editing was excellent, minor formatting issues aside, and the author makes a deliberate decision opting to bash his head through the third wall, which didn't really bother me in the slightest. The author even made up his own words from time to time, which I also admire. Sometimes you just gotta embellish like that to keep it all fresh, and I howled when the TV news crew admitted they were just some made up part of a story and that they could do anything they wanted to whenever they wanted to, on air or not, including cursing and killing each other. Even Askew's constant mispronouncing and misspelling of words wasn't distracting enough to break the spell; although I did stop reading the footnotes after a while. They were funny, but they kept pulling me out of the story for no real good reason, so after about the third or fourth one, I just ignored them and read them later after I had finished the book.

Trailer Park Loonies on the Lamb would make a nice movie title, and just like the comedy series Trailer Park Boys, in the end it's all about friendship and tenacity, even if they don't make it to prison this time around. Askew even finds love. I won't lie, we are not talking high philosophy or some dark Jungian satirical tragedy replete with artistic brooding or soapbox preaching here: raunchy and nauseatingly vile, this book somehow manages to transform itself into a hilarious and touching story. Think Thelma and Louise with a couple of meaty, belching and farting misfits, sans the justification, and you've got it. I recommend this to all readers who like anti-hero stories and bizzaro criminal caper dramedies.

9/10

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Page 99 -- Pepe by Robby Charters

Page 99 of Pepe
An Adventure Novel
by Robby Charters
Reprinted with Permission: © Robby Charters, All Rights Reserved

Book Description: The year is 2040. We have people living on Mars, but haven't sorted out life on earth yet. To the boy washing windscreens at the traffic signal, it could just as well be 1940.
The boy is Pepe. He doesn't know who his real parents are. His 'grandma' dies in a slum fire, and he is left to fend for himself and his grandma's biological granddaughter, Po, whom he treats like a real sister. They live in an abandoned construction site with other homeless children. With help from a young computer hacker named Raul and a mystical old man named Atsuko, Pepe discovers his true identity.

The villain: General Don Juan Clemente, who seized power from the king ten years ago, and installed himself as president for life. The General has a degenerative disease that is paralysing him. However, his brain has been linked to a computer network that enables him to control the country and destroy any threat to his power. Right now, his biggest threat is the very existence of Pepe.
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on line. Raul booted his own laptop off the battery, and then hurried outside, started the
generator, ran back again and rebooted his desktop system.

By the time he was back on line, The President was already on the phone again with
the First Army commander.

"It's worse than I feared," said the President. "Primavera and the whole Northern
Army Division are attacking from the North..."

This was worse than Raul had feared. Soon the President would be ready for them.

"...Get your units out there on the double! Here's a satellite map..."

Drat! The power failure unblocked the satellite links!

"...You'll know where to go. Just hold them off as best as you can while I contact the
Southern Army Division. They've got a paratrooper battalion."

Raul was pulling his hair. We lost the element of surprise! It'll take forever for Papa to
get through! And now the Southern Army -- with paratroopers, too -- will Papa be able
to...?

A flash: Raul linked his laptop into the port that would control communications to the
Southern Army Region. Again, Elvis went to work. Then he tried to see if he couldn't hack
backwards into the President's Bin2neuro Interpreter.
* * *
Francisco was sitting on the back of his Honda at a point where he could see the
Presidential Palace about a block down in one direction, and the President's Guard
Headquarters two blocks down in the other. His helmet was wired up for two-way
communications to Romeo and Sergeant Simonez, the leader of Carlo's men.

He had already noticed all the lights go out. Policemen had been directing traffic by
hand until sirens suddenly began sounding. Then, they began directing traffic to stop
and pull off into side streets.

Francisco stayed where he was, behind some parked cars. Then he saw something
coming down the street from the Guard Headquarters. It was a procession of troop
carriers and combat robots.

"Watch Three here, are you receiving me, Watch Two, Watch One? Over."

"Watch One, here, Receiving you loud and clear, over," came Romeo's voice.

"Watch Two, also receiving. Over."

"They're on the move, going towards Dockyards. Looks like an invasion force. Over."
* * *
Pepe, Raquel, Po and the others could see the first battalion through their VR masks.

They were approaching the street that ran along the other side of the motorway from
Dockyards. They were also wired for sound to Romeo and his boys.

"Don't let 'em get a foothold!" came Romeo's voice. "Over to you bots."

"Right," said Pepe. "We start shoot'n then."

They started shooting, and the ground troops began to retreat. But suddenly, a row of
robots moved in. They were all bigger than their's.

"Where did those come from?" gasped Pepe.

"I don't know!" said Raul.

A gunfight between opposing armies of robots started.

After a bit of fumbling, Raul added, "They're not on any of our frequencies."

Even though the kids aimed at all the right places, the big bots were impenetrable.

Pepe's screen suddenly went all snowy. "Oh, God! I been hit!"

"Me, too!" said Muhammad.

Raquel's and Yakov's went out at the same time. Then Po's.

"What the heck do we do now?" said Pepe.

"We'll win without high-tech! That's what we do!" retorted Raquel.
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Robby Charters once worked in a place very similar to Mercy House (one of the settings in the story), and often wishes he were back. He writes from experience with street children, computer technology, and other issues, but most of the story comes from his imagination. He, his wife and young son feel at home in both Northern Ireland and Thailand. He currently teaches at a Bi-lingual school in Bangkok.
Blog: http://bobcharters.blogspot.com
Novels: www.tinyurl.com/RobbysBooks

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