Okay, so... just to celebrate being back and all--let's have a look at the google waves people are riding into our blog. My top ten:

moving storage chicago pod

This is not the pod, I mean blog, you seek

my main reason was

Um, the self-defense? Demonic possession? The editors at Tor are suppressing my transcendent genius?

dog erotica

This is not the dog, um, blog you seek...

nude sister inlaws

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hugh despenser

Who needs Pez. I'll take mine in "Grant" flavor.

gay butchers

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chants to banish evil

Get thee behind me, Publish America

despair acrostic poems

They have the same effect on me

chloroform boy

lamest ... superhero ... ever.

erotic nut kicking stories

[blink, blink, blink] Ouch.